Every year, like clockwork, thousands of perfectly intelligent adults drag their holiday decorations out of hiding… only to discover that last year’s “I’ll deal with it later” has turned into a festive archaeological dig. As a professional organizer, I’ve seen everything: mystery ornament shards, garland knots that rival nautical rope training, and entire families emotionally unraveling over a missing tree topper (“It was JUST HERE LAST YEAR, I swear !”). So let’s talk about